For the boyfriend who appreciates minimal effort and maximum attitude.
Cacti are basically the “I don’t need much, but I still look good” plant. They thrive on neglect, don’t need frequent watering, and come in tons of shapes that feel more like décor than houseplants.
Why he won’t hate it:
* Almost impossible to kill
* Looks great on a desk or windowsill
* Zero emotional commitment (but still a plant!)











